All my life, I’ve never had a sales person grab me in any way, shape, or form. That is, until I went to Cozumel. I was browsing, minding my own business, when out of nowhere, this very friendly sales person put a hand on my back and started slowly leading me around the store, pegging me with questions about what I was looking for, etc. It unnerved me for some reason, and I’m the type of person who’ll give hugs on a first meeting.

I wish someone would lie to tell me I can wear a bikini…